Kanye West Shows His Cards

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the most ardent rebels tend to listen. West reversed his earlier stance on hatred for the paparazzi:

“My father was a paparazzo himself. My father was a medical illustrator, a Black Panther, a Christian marriage counselor… My mother was the first black chair of the English department in Chicago State. They didn’t raise me to be out here wrestling with random paparazzi in front of LAX… Sometimes I get in the car with the paparazzi. Paparazzi help me to park.”

Kanye’s dad had so many jobs. He sounds really hard working. No wonder Kanye has the drive to create so many mediocre rap albums. He’s living in the shadow of his father. That explains the frustration and anger toward the very people who help him to be famous and rich. His tear ducts probably leak like a broken faucet when the paparazzi help him park his Lamborghini. Fucking A, guys, you really are the best. I’m sorry I tried to put you in a headlock and punch you in the face. I carry lots of emotional baggage.

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