Heidi Klum Tit Covered by Fashion Designer, It’s Okay, He’s Gay

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There are so many cool things you get to do as a gay man. Not even counting Grindr and random office parking garage sex, women love to treat you as their most intimate valets. Imagine a model who’s been molested since grade school. I am right now. Suddenly, she has a full grown man who can see her naked, rub his hands on her tits as a funny, and he never ever tries to press his junk into her honeypot. That’s the dream. It’s for this very same reason I keep many attractive lesbians as my dearest friends. Though inevitably I have unsuccessfully tried to nail each and every one of them. Bruising around the face and nut area is what separates me from Heidi Klum.

Photo Credit: Heidi Klum/Instagram

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