Bill Nye And Robert Picardo Might Be Doing It

Star Trek: Voyager star Robert Picardo’s wife is accusing him of having an affair with Bill Nye the Science Guy. She apparently installed a GPS on his car and has been telling everyone that her husband’s sticking his shlong in Nye’s beaker. Her only evidence is the two have spent time alone in the same room together, which would mean I banged my dentist during a routine cleaning last week. Which I did, so this seems solid.

Nye and Picardo are a pretty unlikely couple of gays since both are married, although so are the early rising dog walkers getting same sex blow jobs at the park. The entire assertion seems incredibly lame which means it will probably work wonders in divorce settlements. I bet if guys knew there was a chance that someday their girlfriend would be accusing them of butt fucking the Science Guy, marriage proposals would go way down. That and a lifetime of that passive aggressive game with the toilet seats is enough to keep me living the bachelor life.

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