Alessandra Ambrosio Has New Boobs

I think there’s some kind of Victoria’s Secret internal memo that goes out when one of their key models gets a lift. Distributed to the catalog marketing chiefs in Ohio as well as the chief seamstress in Macao who then relays on the new measurements to supervisors throughout the indigenous tribal regions of Southeast Asia. If they rang a bell every time some model or actress got new tits, L.A. would sound like Rome. It’s nothing special. Unless it’s the pair you’re squeezing like a porn star during sex, then it becomes your world.

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