Lana Del Rey Slutty But Boring

Lana Del Rey may just be the world’s most boring interview. Having spent most of her teen school years intoxicated with sad poetry and booze, she seems to have been shortchanged in the conversational skills department. She knew she needed a good hook for her Complex interview, so she dropped the fact that she’s fucked a good number of music industry people through the years. That’s at least a something.

You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying.

It’s not super intriguing, but the proud slut archetype is certainly more appealing than her usual Dead Poets Society angst at almost 30.

Lana Del Rey often gets criticized by feminist groups because she doesn’t punish men enough for wanting to get laid. Also, because feminist groups have to constantly criticize to avoid the overwhelming sensation of hunger from starving their body of meats and cheeses. But Lana ignores their shit. She’d rather tattoo pointless slogans like ‘trust no one’ and the names of famous poets and literary characters on her body so the record producers have something to look at while banging her. It’s a simple life she seems to enjoy. Except for that part where she says she wishes she were dead like Kurt Cobain. But when girls from Connecticut boarding schools glorify suicide, they usually do it without heroin coursing through their veins and a loaded shotgun in the room.

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