Kazakhstan’s Volleyball Team Got Interesting

Sabina Altynbekova is playing volleyball for Kazakhstan in the Under 19 Asian Championships and a growing number of people who do not care about low level volleyball competitions are obsessed with her. Usually when you enter ‘barely legal Asians’ into your search engine, it is not followed by volleyball. Apparently Sabina is becoming a huge distraction at the games, or the games are serving as a distraction from all the hot nubile ass, depending on how you look at it. Sabina is also being worshipped online by the Asian world, insuring her ability to auction off her sweaty sports bras and boy shorts for a hefty sum once the games conclude. She is handling the situation with class:

“I was flattered at first but it’s all getting a little bit much… I want to concentrate on playing volleyball and to be famous for that, not anything else.”

Clearly her Kazakh-English translator got hung up on a few technical details. The statement was meant to read, Sabina will accidentally have her perfect pear shaped tits spill out of her uniform next game, refuse to board the return flight to Kazakhstan, apply for asylum in a Western nation not France, sign a modest modeling deal, marry a suspiciously effeminate male who’s made big dough flipping houses, and never touch another volleyball in her life. The other two career paths in Kazakistan are shepherd or subway bomber. I can’t blame her for choosing trophy wife.

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