Jennette McCurdy Is No Role Model

Jennette McCurdy has left Nickelodeon either because at 22 she no longer wants to be criticized for being a horrible role model for young girls every time she cracks a beer open with her ample tits or because they wouldn’t pay her enough to keep up the charade of tween innocence. Things all started going downhill when Jenette’s NBA boyfriend maybe leaked private photos of her in her lingerie. It was kind of a 1-2 I’m naughty and I’m boning a black man punch for the Nickelodeon audience moms of America. I guess they missed her 5,000 body selfies posted to Instagram previously. The most recent one of her tits and stomach above. Jennette has had enough of the backlash. She posted a Charles Barkley I’m no role model rant on Reddit:

To remove myself from the role model battle, the falsified standard set by the bubblegum industry, is — in my eyes — to remove myself from the counterintuitive battle of attempting to be something perfect while being glaringly aware of my imperfections.

I think that makes sense. She likes cock and showing off her tits and wants to smoke some weed without being called a whore traitor. and horrible role model for young girls. When she’s truly ready for that conversion, she’ll start speaking more plainly and less like a Vassar Freshman in her first English Lit class. Until then, make them feel your wrath, Jennette. Post some really raunchy shit. Make them all pay!

Photo Credit: Jennette McCurdy/Instagram