Fifty Shades Of Mommy Porn And Shit Around The Web

July 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

The trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey came out today. Suburban housewives everywhere are marking their calendars with their chubby moist fingers for Valentine’s Day 2015 when they will all assemble en masse to witness this softcore porn. I’d start investing in Good & Plenty stock now.

Get all hot and bothered by some douche in a suit. (AV Club)

Britney Spears has her own line of lingerie. Pretend it’s 2001 and you give a shit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Robin Thicke finally admits that his sham marriage is over. (Dlisted)

Conan O’Brien’s scene from Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda is pretty epic. (Gawker)

Ted Nugent calls his critics “Unclean Vermin”. Oh, Ted! (Fox News)

Bar Rafaeli hawking bras and panties? Yes, please! (COED)

Snoop Dogg said he smoked weed at the White House. Thanks a lot, Obama. (Huffington Post)

(Photo Via The Huffington Post)

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