The Honeymoon Is Over

To consummate Kim’s third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn’t know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only the second worst living memory for the elderly city residents. There was barely time to fulfill Kim’s honey-do request for anal in the Old Jewish Cemetery before the newlyweds had to jet back to Los Angeles to get back to the business of entertaining America. It’s going to be a sad day when one of these two murders the other in their sleep. But not super sad like when you’re out of beer.

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