Terry Richardson Is Accused Of Being Terry Richardson Again

Terry Richardson likes to whip out his dick to break the ice at photo shoots. Big whoop. The dude who used to photograph me at Sears so my mom could pretend I was handsome used to employ hand puppets that looked like vaginas. I’m not sure which is objectively creepier. Yet another model has accused Terry of pressing his dick up against her face during a modeling session. This while all the celebrities Terry shoots continue to stand by him as an artist and non-dick presser. It’s almost as if Terry knows that it’s not okay to assault Mariah Carey and Beyonce, but if he smooshes his junk up against a nineteen year old Russian import, he’s going to be fine. Go figure that wrinkle of super intelligence.

At some point, everybody in New York art circles decided that Terry’s amateurish porn shots were the height of hip. Just as quick as you can say desperate bandwagon, major magazines publishing articles about cool boots and gender equality started paying Terry big dollars to be the Ansel Adams of cheesecake shots. Will Vogue and GQ start taking any responsibility for Terry’s dickish behavior? Not while they’re still sucking.

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