R. Kelly’s Daughter Is Now His Son

You can’t blame a thirteen year old girl for wanting to become a boy when you’re hanging around R. Kelly. Not that R. Kelly has ever been accused of incest. It’s really the one sex crime standard obviously missing from his best of album. A couple weeks ago Kelly’s daughter Jaya announced that she is henceforth, Jay. Support for Jay quickly rolled in on social media as everyone agreed that boy or girl, being R. Kelly’s kid for the rest of your life is fucking brutal. Kelly did a tell all interview about his daughter becoming his son by blaming bloggers for using the wrong gender pronouns, dribbling out lots of non sequiturs about keeping it real, then refusing to address the issue.

Always believe what you see, with your own eyes. That’s the best way to go about this business,

I am so on that, R. Since I didn’t see you coerce and rape all those underage girls, including the one you married, I’m taking back all the bad shit I ever said about you. Except for that Gaga video. I saw that. You can’t deny that eye rape.