Nina Agdal In See Through Beachwear

I like the sexy siren bit. Would men really steer their ships into the rocky shores just to get some mystical pussy? Yeah, they would. Such is the power women forever hold over men. Also, the basic misogyny of ancient literature that college womyn with a ‘y’ are trying to vanquish with their pure hearts and angry undershorts. Why couldn’t the eons of literary succubi have been men? Because women don’t start wars to win back some kidnapped guy’s junk they dig. If a woman was navigating a ship and she heard some dude’s voice calling out from the foggy shoreline with the promise of a good shtup, she’s tell him to fuck off, creeper. See how that works? I get my feminist points today.

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