Miley Cyrus Burned Out, Not Fade Away

It seems like just yesterday Miley Cyrus was Turtle waxing her taint and the nameless black women who sing her songs were rehearsing for a European spectacular Bangerz musical tour. The angry midgets were being boxed and shipped, phallus shaped stage props were being honed by dickmeisters in Prague, and Tish Cyrus was calculating how many more years she could keep her entire brood in clover from Miley masturbating herself on stage in front of gay men in clogs. But all good things must come to an end. It’s time for the vestal virgins to pack Miley’s inflamed vulva with Icy Hots and return her body to the basement stasis tank where she’ll float in a potassium-rich colloid until once more the night’s sky shines with the beacon of a boy wishing he had tits.

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