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June 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Kristen Stewart is suing 147 year old Joan Rivers for a passage in her new book Diary of a Mad Diva about Kristen Stewart’s affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. I won’t give away the joke but it involves the director’s balls. And since it’s Joan Rivers, it’s not an actual joke.
Read all about sad sack Stewart’s suit against the dried up old harridan. (Huffington Post)
Venus Williams shows off her tennis balls in ESPN magazine. (COED)
Sting shafts his kids on their $300M inheritance. What a globally minded asshole. (DListed)
Emma Watson nude with a bunch of flowers. Yes, I love flowers too. (The Chive)
The Pope just excommunicated the entire mafia for being the fucking mafia. (The Superficial)
Jada Pinkett-Smith still looks sexy as fuck in a yellow bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)