The Kardashians Will Not Stand For Confetti Attacks

Last month, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were out for a stroll in Melrose, probably discussing how they’re only famous because their sister had really boring sex with Ray J, when they were the victims of a terrifying attack by a psychotic clown who calls himself Richie the Barber. Except, instead of terrifying it was actually harmless and instead of psychotic, the clown is just kind of a douchebag, but that didn’t stop the sisters from filing a police report that was promptly ignored. But according to TMZ, Khloe and Kourtney told police told police three days ago that they still want to file criminal charges on the guy who threw some paper at them as a joke. I imagine that they were reminded that a street performer probably doesn’t have any money to sue for, to which Kris Jenner said something like, “But he’s got kidneys, plasma and blood, so take it all.”