Little Monsters Bravely Face the Apocalypse

I don’t even like to think this, let alone say this out loud. There is a possibility that Lady Gaga and her Artfor$120 a Ticket Tour will be bumped next Monday night at the Verizon Center in D.C. in favor of a Washington Wizards home playoff Game 6. Naturally, Lady Gaga’s Little Monsters reacted with all the esprit de corps that lovable band of self-cutting misfits have come to embody:

A few others threatened civil disobedience, some potential acts of anti-social behavior, and for some, going so far as to say they would continue to never play sports for ever ever, and if they did ever play sports again, they promised to be picked last.

Hunter Nguyen was particularly devastated. He even said he was devastated to a newspaper. But when a bunch of other Lady Gaga fans also all announced they were devastated, Hunter decided to kick his loyalty up another notch:

Life seemed so much simpler before the Internet. A time when emotionally unstable young people could sit in their rooms and injure themselves while their step-parents had swingers parties in the garage. Before social media, maybe Hunter would actually do something about the tremendous pain he’s experiencing from missing Lady Gaga. Twitter is fucking up the proper culling of the herd.

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