Lindsay Lohan Is the Drunkest Sober Person Ever

Not many addicts have the power to test themselves so severely like Lindsay Lohan. What is sacrifice if it’s never put to the test. Like hitting the exact same late night clubs where you used to get high and wasted. Right into the belly of the beast. Lots of people are questioning Lindsay’s sobriety, like those anonymous insider sources RadarOnline always seems to find:

“Right now she is doing a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she is tested it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it’s ‘safe.'”

“I saw Lindsay rolling on Molly when we were at Coachella.”

“She doesn’t really hide it and anyone close to her knows she’s still using.”

Naturally, these insider sources are just bitches jealous of Lindsay’s strength of character to face her demons. Girls especially have always been jealous of women like Lindsay who can cold turkey any shit they want in their life. Lindsay even expelled a zygote on command when Fat Oprah demanded it for ratings. It’s called will-power, ladies.  Let’s stop tearing down our heroines. Sorry, I meant, heroin.

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