Prince Jackson Seems Normal

The human fallout from Neverland Ranch rivals that of Fukushima, only Japanese people with glowing tumors at least have a medical fighting chance. The kids who swung the pedophile play structure at Michael Jackson’s private retreat for pubescent exploration are never to be cured. Even McCauley Caulkin who didn’t get finger shtupped never quite got over being left out of the Jesus Juice games. Prince Jackson seems kind of normal. He’s the oldest of Michael’s three kids, along with daughter Paris and however you would gender define Blanket. Prince seems to be the lone survivor. He’s kind of a normal teen who likes to take his pudgy girlfriend to the movies or to the mall. His bio mom Debbie Rowe is trying to get custody of Prince, along with Paris and the aforementioned amphibious-appendaged Blanket even though it came out of a different test tube than her two bio kids. The former dental assistant has an inkling that the Jackson family is a fucked up group of soul and cash sucking fiends and even though she was never supposed to be a parent to the kids, now she wants to rescue them. Especially from Jermaine who she says is super creepy. When a woman says a man is super creepy in regard to children, that’s a polite way of saying she thinks he diddles kids. But expect that not shocking Jackson family revelation to only come out if the custody hearing gets nasty. It’s been months since we had a good Jackson family trial. I’m ready.

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