Paul Stanley Claims Ace and Peter Were Down on the Jews

According to Kiss’ asshole front man Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss hate Jews, most notably himself and Gene Simmons. It’s all in his latest must-read book, Face the Music: A Life Exposed, (that was in no way ghostwritten).Simmons and Stanley’s real names are Chaim Witz and Stanley Eisen, in other words as Jewy Jewish as you can Jewishly get. Criss and Frehley have been feuding on and off with Simmons and Stanley for thirty years, mostly over money and who owns what and why Ace Frehley is living under a freeway overpass while Gene Simmons gets to bang Shannon Tweed in a Bel Air mansion But Stanley thinks it all boils down to antisemitism. According to the Starchild,

“Ace and particularly Peter felt powerless and impotent when faced with the tireless focus, drive and ambition of me and Gene. As a result, the two of them tried to sabotage the band — which, as they saw it, was unfairly manipulated by [us] money-grubbing Jews.”

I don’t know if Frehley and Criss are anti-Semites but I do know that Simmons and Stanley are money grubbers. It’s not because they are Jewish. It’s because they are greedy fucks who love money just like the Christians, Muslims, and Pagan Wiccan who happen to love them some cash. Gene and Paul will slap the Kiss logo on everything from lunch boxes to dildos. Their new Arena League licensed football team is a sporting world abortion. But, make no mistake, they’re getting paid. And most everybody who isn’t making money along with them thinks they’re big assholes. Ace and Peter just think they’re big Jewish assholes. But it could just be the sour grapes of ex-rockers in their 60’s and on food stamps.