Minnie Driver Quits Twitter

Minnie Driver didn’t really like the unflattering comments she received on her recent bikini pictures so she’s leaving Twitter.

First off, boo fucking hoo. Criticism really is tragic. Here’s how social media works, Minnie. You are either naturally good looking in which case a ton of men will tell you how fucking hot you are all the time and assume you’re smiley face emoticons mean they will soon be boning you in their parents basement, or you build up an army of sycophants, estranged young cutters and tubbies who will back you blindly like you’re marching toward Jerusalem to free the Holy City. Your army is weak, Minnie Driver. So unless you start posting half naked selfies doing shots with your besties in Cancun, people are going to point out that your rose tattoo is a good six inches lower than when we last saw it a few years ago. Quitting Twitter is so 2012.

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