Megan Fox Looks Good With Mom Tits

I guess they’re still shooting scenes for the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Either that or Megan Fox is postpartum nuts and performing her April O’Neil shtick on the streets of Los Angeles hoping somebody steals her unattended babies. Michael Bay seems to have this TMNT shit finally under control as they continue into their eleventh year of filming. I think the computers actually completed most of the movie during the Bush Administration and they’re just not telling the humans as a sort of payback for fucking up the turtles origin story. It’s almost time for the virgin nerd army to assemble and collectively bitch one octave higher than the standard male vocal pitch. If and when you meet one of these argumentative geeks, speak to them in a calm manner until such time as they reveal an easy strike opportunity to their man-boobs. Then fire without hesitation and watch them crumple like a cleric with no magic points.

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