Lacey Wildd Is a Natural

It’d be easy to mock Lacey Wildd’s dream of having the biggest tits on the planet. But it’d be even easier to applaud a woman who has found an addiction that actually improves the world around her. Just look how happy everybody is when they see her tits. Even the world’s most adorable puppy won’t get that kind of draw along the beach. Too bad for her kids who worry mom is going to explode into salty dripping death at the dinner table. Stop being such selfish brats. Her doctor seemed cool with her decision once he found out she was paying for the increasingly dangerous implants with cash. Obamacare only gets you to DDD before you have to fill out an obnoxious amount of paperwork.

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