Joanna Krupa’s Ass Might be Headed West

If you love seeing sliced up middle aged married crones getting loaded and screaming at each other before falling down and crying about their lives, then you probably give a shit about the Real Housewives shows on Bravo! Also, if you’re gay and you’re going to a dinner party any time soon, you should probably catch up. There’s a rumor that model and alleged former escort Joanna Krupa is being moved from the Real Housewives of Miami to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’s even put her swank Miami condo on the block. In the world of cheesecake eating ladies whose asses carry the patterned designs of their sofas, this is basically Babe Ruth being traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees. Or sold as he was. Which is more apropos given Joanna’s past. I mean, alleged past. Not that I look down on working ladies. Though I am one of those guys who proudly says he’s never paid for sex in his life while having been bankrupted by every single girl he’s ever slept with. Which has nothing to do with Joanna’s ass which was spotted in Los Angeles just yesterday. Bravo nation, start sucking harder on those Brach’s candies, this deal might be going down.

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