Farrah Abraham Is Fallon Opal, Woman of Lust

Mom-first Farrah Abraham is set to release a trio of erotic novels. The reality star turned porn star is going to “write” the books based loosely on her life. They will tell the tale of a girl named Fallon Opal that rockets to G-list celebrity through a reality show and then causes a lot of controversy by acting like a total fucking whore. The publishers, the vaginally named Ellora’s Cave publishing,  are hoping to cash in on the phenomenal success of Fifty Shades of Grey and give bored housewives something new to flick their bean to. Farrah describes the project as,

“In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity. Writing this series was like therapy for me. Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public. Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”

Naturally, we call all relate to the seedy parts of reality TV star life. I know when I had my high school bastard baby and talked about it on MTV for cash, my life was never the same. I can’t wait to learn how badly Farrah has been misunderstood as interpreted by her cock gobbling character Fallon Opal. Maybe Fallon can explain how a private sex tape with James Deen paid for by Vivid suddenly became public. If you’re not weeping by Book Three when Fallon sells her little girl into white slavery to pay for her AIDS medications, you don’t have a heart.