Constance Nunes Is a Wet Hot Trap

Putting hot Hispanic women on the side of the road with their hoods up is only the latest sinister trick executed by The Others fronting as the 138 Water Company. There’s nobody who can resist a Spanish speaking chick in shorts having car troubles. Sure, you stereotyping cretins will ask why she doesn’t phone one of her seventeen cousins who works in the auto repair and towing industries to come help her change out her belts. But most of us would stop and pretend to help so we could watch her pour water on her tits to help cool her radiator. And that will be the last time anyone ever hears from you, until a child three miles away finds a vivisected human carcass and single eyeball scarred with horrific sights.

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