Pamela Anderson Has Shorter Hair, Smaller Boobs, and Panties, Everything is Different

Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she’s just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This would explain why she’s remarried Rick Salomon, the steadily unemployed Paris Hilton banging filmmaker she previously married in Vegas for about an hour. He’s a catch. She also shorn her hair to model Mia Farrow and Anne Heche during their particularly crazy years. It’s all coming together in one giant I’m-finally-starting-to-love-myself cuckoo’s nest for Pam. She’s even wearing underwear now to let you know she listened to her mom’s advice about having a clean pair because you never know when you’ll be hit by the bus dispatched to take you to the asylum.

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