Let’s Say Nice Things About Kylie Jenner in a Bikini

There will be some among you who say that a young high school dropout already obsessed with public recognition over her still developing body probably has a shaky future ahead. I think those people are being rather generous. My disabling ADD and laziness disease combo have never allowed me to perform a longitudinal study of any kind, but I’m guessing if you track these underaged Instagram showgirls over time, you will find abnormally high rates of eating disorders, drug and alcohol addictions, and deadliest of all, E! spinoff reality shows. I’m not saying these young women would be better off being culled and euthanized as if they were genetically inferior breeding partners at the Copenhagen Zoo, but I am saying we should at least have that discussion.

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