Kylie Tries On Kim’s Bikini, That Can’t Be Healthy

In a more hygienic society, we wouldn’t merely remind restaurant employees to lave sus manos and we’d burn anything that touched Kim Kardashian’s vagina. That would include wardrobe, as well as a large swath of the African-American celebrity and professional sports community. I have to imagine Kylie Jenner at sixteen remains still slightly pure for a Kardashian. Meaning, when you add her number of abortions plus the number of times her mom urged her to do something genuinely uncomfortable in front of a camera for money, she can still tally it on her fingers. I know Kylie wants to be just like her older half-sister who has made it big in both the world of high stakes hooking and handbag sales, but she might consider a lye and vinegar disinfectant boil before picking Kim’s bikini up off the floor and pulling it onto her bare flesh. A virus doesn’t know you’re just playing dress up.

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