Kristen Bell Has Nice Vegan Panties

I prefer to see Kristen Bell without Dax Shepherd. He makes me feel uncomfortable, like he’s with a woman too good for him and we all know it. I also don’t want a dude around when his wife is flashing her panties to hawk her merch. That’s an intimate moment between buyer and sell that the presence of a surly husband can easily ruin. They may not actually be married, I can’t remember all the self-important fuss they made over not getting married until the gays were allowed to marry. Also, they weren’t going to eat meat until fish learned how to come onto dry land and hunt bison or some shit like that. Still, they’re a couple and I’m glad Dax was left at home. You never want that tap on the shoulder with some guy asking why you’re checking out his politically correct wife’s panties. Also, he might ask you for a job. That would be awkward.

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