Johnny Weir Gets Gay Divorced

Flamboyant ice skater Johnny Weir and his husband Victor Voronov are getting gay divorced after a couple years of fabulous marriage. The triple toe-looping star released a statement saying that he and Voronov have not been happy for a while and are no longer together, though, naturally, he wishes him well and his heart aches. He neglected to mention the part where Voronov filed domestic abuse charges against Weir last month for biting him with his little white gremlin teeth during an argument. Oh, yeah, that. The terms of the divorce have not been disclosed, though you can bet Voronov will be asking Johnny to return all the shit he stole from his mom’s closet. Anybody in the market for a former Olympic medalist power bottom biter who isn’t currently lined up outside Bruce Jenner’s beachfront condo in Malibu can now add Johnny Weir to their Match.com target list.