Irina Shayk Is Old Enough to Be R. Kelly’s Girlfriend’s Mother

I guess when you’re 28, you’re a couple standard deviations outside the target range for a classic R. Kelly wet rape. That or looking like Lady Gaga seems to give you a free pass for steamy sexualized videos with Kelly without fear of him whipping out the video camera and urging you not to tell your mom anything if you still want that gold bracelet. At some point, you might think women would stop agreeing to be party to these kinds of photos with a guy who likes underaged girls with the full passion of his being, but, fat paychecks do help those annoying moral equivocations solve themselves but quickly.

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