Ellen Page Goes Full Lez

That didn’t take long. Just weeks after her heroic coming out of the closet speech before an assembled crowd of people who go apeshit crazy when people come out of the closet, Ellen Page is dressed like Tom Joad with ironic messaged baseball caps. Straight out of the butch handbook. I’ve got the handbook, it’s page 47, right after pinky rings and vintage bowling shirts. To make sure the paparazzi didn’t notice her when out on the town, Ellen brought out Kate Mara, who had an infamous girl-girl romance on the last season of House of Cards. Kate’s not really gay herself, though she did date Justin Long which is really close. Kate was one of the first in Hollywood to support Ellen Pages’s heroic coming out of the closet. She was quickly followed in her support by every other person in Hollywood. Still, as a gay celebrity Ellen was honor bound to find one small minded weird guy who told her she was going to hell and tee him up in a public response:

Nailed him. Way to go, Ellen Page. You’re starting to fit right into this role.

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