Anais Zanotti In Not Even a Bikini

I’m starting to believe these Miami Beach pictures of models from various ports of worldwide naval call might be staged. These girls can’t be standing staring out into the ocean with just a piece of floss wrapped around their ass for hours on end each day. Not when there’s chicken wings to be served at their day jobs. This chick is French, so I’ll concede she might be staring out into the great abyss during most of her waking hours. French people like to peer out into bodies of water. As petit croutons in child sized turtlenecks, their disaffected French parents will assure them this is the best means to appear profound. All the while they can calculate where to bum their next pouch of tobacco or the most ironic places to surrender to the Russians when they surely arrive.

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