Alejandra Guilmant Almost Topless For Esquire Mexico

I’m not sure what’s going on with the new Esquire network. They can’t seem to create channels for guys that don’t involve travel shows and artificially high energy reality contests between out of work actors with amazing hair. I guess some men like seeing other men taking  trips, but I was never much of a slideshow guy. When my friends show me their vacation photos, I’m usually thinking, can we please just skip to any racy photos of your wife. Here’s what men like. Sports and tits. You give them adventure travel and grooming tips, you’ll get a few hundred thousand metro guy holdovers from the Style channel. NFL games draw tens of millions. Porn owns the universe. A channel that aired girl on girl double dildo interstitials between football games wouldn’t need to report Nielsen ratings. It would be fucking Nielsen in the ass and making him say thank you. It’s a wonder I can’t find a real job.

Here’s a super hot chick in Esquire Mexico. I think the Mexicans have this shit more figured out than us gringos in mock turtlenecks watching shows on manscaping.

Photo Credit: Esquire Mexico