Snookie Is More Fertile Than a Rat

February 25, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The Zero Population whackjobs have another strong case for sterilizing all humans as news came out that Snooki is once more pregnant with a short drunk baby. Though she’s keeping her fermenting brood under wraps, it seems Snooki’s acted as the fetid garden for baby daddy Jionni LaValle’s greasy seed for the second time now. The two already spawned a mythical creature of the dark named Lorenzo and are currently planning a Great Gatsby themed wedding. I’m guessing it’s based on the movie and not the book.

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