Lindsay Does Coke Without Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan had her lawyers threaten Fox News after they claimed that she did cocaine with her mom Dina Lohan. It all started when Fox News twat witch Michelle Fields discussed Lohan on a show about celebrity drug abuse and famous people who had OD’d. She made the claim that Lindsay and Dina snort lines of blow like other moms and daughter go to brunch and do a little shopping. The letter that Lindsay had her bulldog lawyers send demanded a retraction and an apology from the channel for making statements based on hearsay:

“During the show’s broadcast, she inappropriately and shockingly stated, unequivocally and as a matter of fact, that ‘Lindsay Lohan’s mom is doing cocaine with her’ – which statement is false…We demand immediate broadcast and publication of an apology and retraction, in as prominent a broadcast and publication fashion as the original… in order to try to mitigate the substantial damages.”

The letter also took issue with Lindsay being included on a show about Hollywood celebs that had died of drug abuse because Lindsay has only almost died from substance abuse. I can only imagine how shocking this was. And the claim that Lindsay Lohan would ever let her mom hork her blow. Not likely. Just the notion that you’d call a drunk driving psychologically damaged stage mom a cocaine user is insane. You might as well call a burglar a larcenist. Your reputation is your most valuable asset. Thank god for attorneys keeping Dina’s unblemished.