Karissa Shannon Is Valentine’s

I can’t remember which Shannon sister is the fake lesbian and which one made a sex tape with the dude from Smallville who got busted with twenty boxes of Oxy in his trunk. The best part is, it doesn’t matter. Identical twin fame whore sisters totally let you get away with mixing each other up. They often do that shit like in movies where they pretend to be the other and sleep with the boss or the gardner or the paid client that evening in from Denver. This could very well be Kristina Shannon. Even a DNA test on that drop cloth couldn’t tell the difference. They’re genetically identical, right down to the chlamydia variant.

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