Charlie Sheen Threatened Ashton Kutcher

Despite the fact that he’s collecting paycheck after paycheck on his own terrible show, Charlie Sheen is apparently still pissed off and bitter that Two and a Half Men moved on without him. Meanwhile, most of us are still pissed off and bitter that it ever existed in the first place. On Wednesday, Charlie Tweeted at Ashton Kutcher to “quit barfing on my old brilliant show,” which caused Ashton to respond to him on Jimmy Kimmel Live later that night with a simple “Dude, shut the fuck up.” Charlie, a 48-year old man, then apologized to him on Twitter, claiming he was pissed off at something else and just taking it out on him. But he added, “but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?” Someone needs to kick this old guy’s ass two times just so he doesn’t have a reason to complain after the first one.

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