Brandi Glanville Has a New Book And Genital Warts

Brandi Glanville is dropping a new book just about every week now. That has to be considered highly fucking prolific for a raging alcoholic with a moderate level of intellgence. Which just goes to show, you can get tons of shit done when you’re long term unemployed. Put that in your Obama criticism pipe and smoke it. Having unlimited free time allows you the privilege to sit down every day and focus on calling your agent to see how the ghostwriter is coming along with your latest book. In her latest literary venture, Drinking and Dating, Brandi continues to expound upon the only thing people could possibly care about her, how LeAnn Rimes stole her husband. It has been five years now on this same topic, so Brandi upped the ante by announcing that Eddie Cibrian gave her HPV. I’m sure he was thinking bitch slap to the chops for their last Christmas, but being a gentleman, he settled on transmittable warts. Brandi speculates that Eddie was serial-cheating on her during their marriage, hence, her broken vagina and broken heart. I’m not sure what revelations occur after Page 1 of this book, but unless Eddie also gave her The AIDS or she had sex with a postmortem Philip Seymour Hoffman, you can probably skip on the purchase.