Playboy Rents Jayde Nicole and a Bus

Not everybody dies with the heroic dignity of the Navy Seals in Lone Survivor. Some have to hang on by hook or by crook, draining every last feeling of goodwill and fond memories they created throughout their lifetime. On a completely unrelated note, Playboy rented a bus to drive a bunch of girls around Los Angeles to gin up interest in their 60th anniversary. They tried to celebrate their anniversary last month by featuring an aging supermodel nobody cares about on their cover, but apparently that went about as well as everybody who doesn’t work at Playboy expected. For the bus ride, Playboy spared no expense. That included the non-Costco waters and hiring Jayde Nicole to be the hostess. Jayde’s smile is a tribute both to modern surgical practices and her ability to think of candy canes and wealthy men, rather than the fact that nobody has purchased a copy of Playboy magazine since people thought Ross Perot was sane. Everything was going well until the bus pulled into the Chevron for a refill and the Playboy credit card got rejected. But the girls held a carwash or something to raise money to fill the tank and off the bus went for one final circle around the toilet bowl.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, WENN