Kylie Jenner Has More Stress Than Hair

Kylie Jenner likes to keep her millions of young women and pederastic older male audience on social media abreast of the important developments in her life. This would includes clothes, hair, and tough subjects she might have had in school had she not dropped out after eighth grade. She recently addressed the pressing issue of trimming her signature long flowing locks. On her Keek video account, she attributed it to stress:

I just feel like there was a lot of stress I needed to let go, so I chopped it off.

It’d be easy to mock the martyrdom of a teen girl stepping out of her Mercedes SUV to eat sushi with her friends in Calabasas, but just look at her fucking family. You’d have to have a pretty horrific background to want to trade whatever you had for the public cesspool her mom tossed her into and told her to swim, naked, for money, while smiling. She’s drowning in the shit of her own whoring family. So if Kylie has to switch to shorter extensions or toss a hair dryer on her mom taking a bath to make the emotional rapey pain go away, who am I to judge? People like to say that murder is bad with such big blanket statements. It’s all in the nuance. Kylie needs her hair back.

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