Kelly Ripa Is in Mexico Looking For Her Missing Tits

Kelly Ripa responded to critics of her anorexic frame by packing on some Cameron Diaz 40-something lady muscle. In an era when so many celebrities are feeling the need to artificially enhance the size of their breasts, it’s nice to see one woman make hers completely disappear. Not quite as dramatically as Angelina Jolie and her pre-cog chop chop, but certainly just as gone. Now we can finally focus on the inane words that come out of Kelly’s mouth each morning, instead of imagining pouring our breakfast cereal on her tits and not apologizing.

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