Ke$ha Wants Your Teeth

Ke$ha sent out a Twitter blast to her deluded fans for them to send her their teeth so she can make art. We told you about the fucked up star being fat shamed into eating disorder rehab. It seems that the multi-talented singer isn’t satisfied with the arts and crafts available at the rehab facility. So, naturally she wants her fans’ teeth. Ke$ha has been known to make underwear, jewelry, and other disgusting objects from human teeth. She’s like a Tim Burton character, the one filled with the unidentifiable jizz. The rehab facility, being a bunch of self-serious healers, put the kibosh on the tooth art:

“We can’t accept human remains. There is always a risk that it could be of bio-hazardous material so we are not able to bring in anything that’s real.”

That’s probably a good policy to have, except you’ve already let in Ke$ha. What could possibly be more bio-hazardous? A few dead bicuspids and molars rotted out of the mouths of the average Ke$sha music fan? She isn’t asking to bring in The AIDS monkey. But they are close friends, so you can expect that request soon.