Britney Spears Paints Her Abs On

Britney Spears is receiving criticism from the interwebs for apparently painting on her abs. Britney, who has moved on to the fat jumpsuit Elvis Las Vegas period of her career, has already caught shit for lip syncing during her shows. Britney has definitely lost a lot of weight over the last few years from her chunky post-crazy maximum load. But a six pack takes dedication and time. Why bother with any of that shit when you can just have your makeup artist draw it on with a bit of eyebrow pencil and a stencil? It’s possible that she is simply accentuating an existing six pack with makeup, It’s also possible Britney is passing up the MGM buffet each evening for a sprig of parsley and stomach crunches. Anything is possible in Las Vegas. It’s the city of dreams.

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