Amy Willerton Would Like America To Know Her

A former Miss Universe contestant and reality TV personality in England, Amy Willerton is on vacation in the U.S. to get her mind off of her recent breakup with another British reality star that you’ve never heard of. But this hasn’t been all pleasure for Amy, as she has been taking “business meetings” while in the States, which means that she’s ready to branch out and add “American reality TV star” to her portfolio, since it’s probably the easiest thing in the world for an attractive female to do.

Amy must think we’re all huge suckers, though, because when she hasn’t been in meetings, she’s either been hanging out at the beach or jogging around in skimpy shorts like she was yesterday, as if we’re just going to drop what we’re doing and worship her for being attractive. How many times do we have to tell these fame-hungry women – if you want to win the public over, it’s going to cost you a sex tape. At the very least, we need some “leaked nudes.” We might be stupid, but we’re great at bargaining.

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