Zoe Kravitz In A Bikini

Zoe Kravitz added a nose ring since last time we saw her. She didn’t want to, but as a good looking showbiz kid she had to do something to fuck up her face. She’s also rumored to be dating Drake, which I guess is like a nose ring, but around your vagina. Either way it to ought remind her mom and dad to think twice the next time they raise a girl in privilege. When I have kids, I intend to raise them like Bosnian war refugees. Bleak, stark, hungry. When they’re adults and somebody offers them a sandwich, they will collapse in tears. It seems extreme, but it’s better than a nose ring.

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