Rob Kardashian Is a Big Boy with a Small Water

Let’s be honest, if you’re a dude with one slutty sister, life is hard enough. If you’re surrounded by a gaggle of slow witted chunks, you’re going to either spend your life getting into fights or stress eating a shitload of Cheez-It’s. Or both. Rob Kardashian just wants to be left alone to sit under the cork tree and make his designer socks, but they just keep trying to haul his fat ass off the skanky bull fights. Don’t be shocked if he pulls a reverse Chaz Bono at some point and just shows up one day in Khloe’s wardrobe. No tailoring required.

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