Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Over Grand Theft Auto V

No matter how long she tried to play the clean and sober role or pretend like she just wanted to focus on a normal, mature adult life, it was only a matter of time before the crazy Lindsay Lohan news started popping up again. According to TMZ, Lohan’s lawyers are in the process of suing Rock Star Games, the makers of the immensely popular and successful Grand Theft Auto franchise, because she thinks that there are characters in Grand Theft Auto V that represent her and her likeness, possibly including the cartoon girl above who looks nothing like Lindsay.

There’s a mission in the game that involves a female celebrity who needs to avoid the paparazzi, and another that requires the user to take pictures of a female celebrity having sex, so naturally those represent Lindsay, because she’s the only jackass female celebrity on the planet. But unless either of those missions features the female’s middle-aged drunken mother whoring her daughters for money, I think that Rock Star will get off.