Kirstie Alley Hates Leah Remini For Leaving Scientology

Long long ago hot person Kirstie Alley is infuriated with former cult member Leah Remini for leaving the Church of Scientology. Remini made a vocal exit of the religion that worships alien space explorers earlier this year because, you know, it’s 2013. Alley went on Howard Stern to vent her hatred towards the space heretic. According to Alley, Remini is a “bigot” and is “her enemy”. Strong words for someone who looks like they are the leather room mannequin at a drag queen store. Alley says,

“I think that is the most repulsive thing that a person can do is attack another person’s faith…when you are generalizing and when your goal is to malign and to say things about an entire group…when you decide to blanket statement that Scientology is evil, you are my enemy. I have blocked her on Twitter. Because she’s a bigot!”

No, not a Twitter block! That’s so fucking Xenu. I think that Remini and Alley should settle this old school way. A brick fight in an abandoned warehouse. Two will enter, none will leave. And the galaxy will finally be quiet.