Kathy Leutner In A Bikini

First you get the money then the power then the women. Or something like that that explains how the fuck a guy like Sidney Crosby gets to bang a girl like Kathy Leutner and pretend it’s natural law. It seems greedy to get paid millions to get to spend your adult life playing sports, get the houses and the cars, the adoration of millions of people who have no idea who you are, and then still get to plow crazy hot models when the day is done. Getting out of speeding tickets and having teenaged date rape charges swept under the rug ought to be enough. But, no. Fuck that sounded petty.

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